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darkpastelpurple · 1 year ago

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dear god please let me swing with izzy roland and brennan lee mulligan

please god I've never asked for anything please let me be in an izzy brennan sandwich

please God hello god please

#brennan lee mulligan #izzy roland #it's an edible situation don't judge me #like judge the fact that I'm posting about it #understand my vision #but judge me not

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ameba-from-space · 6 months ago

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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets #just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry #gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me #kakairu #Innefable husbands #mchanzo #erasermic #wrightworth #superbat #aladarius #queer #lgbt

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the-vengeful-demon · 1 year ago

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The way my jaw dropped

#kinda hot tho #don't judge me #i'm dyin here #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #video #mine

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flufflecat · 2 months ago

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why didn't we get to see ford in his evil warlock era

#gravity falls #Ford pines #Stanford pines #journal 3 #man was alone in the woods casting cantrips and incantations #one man LARP session going 24/7 #tried his darnedest to find a real life version of the spell magic missile then had to settle on 'gun' instead probably #I said this to T already but I'm saying it here too bc I was tickled by it. I'm allowed to reuse my quips 2 seconds after I say them.#don't judge me

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havi-fart · 7 months ago

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YAAYYYY

to fight my artblock i decided to redraw some gerard p donelan comics as ds9. but once i started i could not stop....

so heres all deep space 9 of them. lol. again the poses and captions are lifted straight from his comics all i did was put space guys on there! please enjoy

(id in alt text btw!)

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crispy-crust · 9 months ago

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was out on a hike today and i found this nailed to a tree.... what the fuck?

#my art #homestuck #hom3stuck #homestuck art #home24uck #homestuck fanart #sbahj #sweet bro and hella jeff #hell jeff #i warned you about stairs bro #slenderman #slender man #slender the eight pages #collect my pages #find my pages #LISTEN I KNOW I FORgOT TO TYPE THE “you” DON'T JUDgE ME OK THIS WAS RUSHED #also if it wasn't clear this was not actually nailed to a tree i made this

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giantkillerjack · 1 month ago

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I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! He'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"

"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."

"Ooo! Crunchies!??"

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

#gastronauts #dropout #original #jordan myrick #none of these are quotes from anything. I don't know anything about cooking. it's why I relate to this show.#I like that it makes the chefs look legit as fuck #because it gives me an average person an idea of how delicious this food is. it's hard to tell when it's being experienced #always by professional celebrity chef judges or whatever. I'd be so excited about this food too! and i have ARFID!

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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ciderjacks · 6 months ago

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dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

#dungeon meshi #aj art #chilchuck #chilchuck backstory stuff #sorta #comic #tw alchoholism #tw death #tw parent death #dont generally tag for death stuff but in this he straight up dies on screen so I thought I should #Uhh I think they all had extremely grim visions bc I think that��s sort of the nature of ghost attacks #I mean Laios’ was basically just him being like “I should’ve died no one would care if i died”#I think Marcille’s would be. Horrifying. Given all her baggage around death.#Tho iirc this would be before Falin’s backfired resurrection #But anyway the mentioning of his father got me thinking #Since at least judging by Laios’ vision #They focus on people who’s death you have baggage around #Especially since Falin wasn’t ever like. Dead dead.#And Chilchuck does mention his father multiple times #Specifically he mentions his death and how he died #Like it seems like that specifically is a notable memory for him #Like you never see him like “my dad taught me to do this”#It seems like he remembers his dad *for* his death #So I anyway I made an extremely grim comic about it #beabell

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brodorokihousuke · 4 months ago

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currently loosing my shit at the fake youtube headlines in whatever the fuck capcom just put out

"Laurice Deauxnim-Scented Adventures"

the fact that the judge made a video 21 years ago and it has a grand total of 2 views

Rayfa doing a meme dance and having it posted to the fucking embassy's channel

#ace attorney #ace attorney funny #phoenix wright #larry butz #the judge ace attorney #rayfa padma khura'in #That's Wright! Ace Attorney TV #the fucking 2 views got me #ace attorney tv

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linku0501 · 5 months ago

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Cried too much because of Fiddauthor so had to draw something non-serious to cheer up. Then I cried louder

#dont judge me #gravity falls #fiddauthor #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #billford #bill cipher #koko05

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raileurta · 4 months ago

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I was reading some transformers fanfiction and it's a solely underutilized idea to have humans and Cybertronians be in a symbiotic relationship. In nature all the time big animals will rely on smaller animals' help.

For example humans could give repairs, clean them, and help them reach smaller places. Cybertronians can give transportation and protection of course. They're emotional benefits too; humans are really nice soft things to touch and humans like having big robot friends :3.

So I'm imagining transformers realize how useful it is to have a human partner around so they start going around trying to get one. Anyways this leads to shenanigans of course and a lot of cracky moments.

Suspiciously nice looking car in a driveway with its door opened: ....

The random human who owns the driveway: ...

Human: *turns around* Screw that! I'm not becoming part of the human distribution system today, no sir I am not.

Cybertronian: *sad beeping noises*

#transformers #autobots #it be very funny if humans are the equivalent to cats for transformers #noah x mirage #there's no war but there's still beef between autbots and decprticons #spelled that wrong i know #Megatron #he even wants a human #so he keeps trying to steal ones #optimus prime #bumblebee #i only know stuff from fanfiction so please don't judge me to much #sam witwicky

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bobcatblahs · 7 months ago

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Ya know- the more ridiculous a plot is in Doctor Who… the more unserious…. The more I’m gonna love it.

(Aliens of London, Unicorn and the Wasp, A Christmas Carol, Robots of Sherwood)